catnobananaa:

bitesizedsocks:

myalternatereality:

- parents’ evening

- sleepovers

- literally the entirety of Christmas Day

- lying in bed with earphones in

- flights

- exams

- anything you do between 3-4am

- driving in the dark

-when you come out of the movie theater and it’s dark outside

-hanging out in an empty parking lot at night

-playgrounds at night

-hospitals

thehausghosts:

not at all! most people have 10 :)

watchdogz:

hustlerose:

yall see the words gay, pussy, or despacito and instantly smash that reblog button huh 

avatarerin:

candidragon:

avatarerin:

candidragon:

avatarerin:

candidragon:

avatarerin:

got called a lesbian in walmart earlier lads

tell us what happened lad

i got called a lesbian in walmart

ye but why 

i was being a lesbian

in walmart?

yeah it was in walmart

slimetony:

Can’t remember what my personality is supposed to be like I wish I had written it down

taahko:

my mom has a friend who works at the travel channel and she says that everyone there hates ghost adventures because even tho they devote no advertising money to it its still their highest rated show and its not even about travel

mjalti:

eclipticzero:

mjalti:

my plan is to jog in a zip code where the average house is $1 million dollars. i jog everyday. i run into the trophy wives jogging club. we jog past each other so often, they’re forced to interact with me. we’re friends now. i’m invited places. i meet other millionaires, men who love me. i marry the richest, using an alias. throughout the first year of marriage, i’m moving assets and cash to an off shore bank account. i fake my own death on our anniversary. he’s heartbroken.

i started jogging in a new million dollar neighborhood. i’ve just made friends with the local jogging crew headed by ashtonlynn and brotyna “chichi” who has a single millionaire brother,

Is there any version of this plan where I don’t have to jog

u only have to jog past the ladies which is like 46 seconds. suck it up for the fraud of it all

thebootydiaries:

krish9200:

thebootydiaries:

asifbylogic:

thebootydiaries:

the hunger games is a good movie but is it just me or does catnip evergreen look kind of like jennifer lawrence?? idk just something about when she smiles it kind of looks the same, and even the voice?? ? but jennifer florence has blonde hair and carcass evermeme has brown hair so maybe it’s just me lol :) x

burn this

haha i get it! cause she is the girl of fire from distinct 12 ♡ live love laugh ♡

BURN IT WITH FIRE

haha like the goblin of fire ♡ i love that part ♡

swarnpert:

my favorite theory about anything ever is that the titanic sank because too many people time traveled to that place to try to stop the titanic from sinking

halsnasaglass:

me as your neighbor: *in my garden at 10 pm using a flashlight to pick basil*